K.o.T. Quotes
“If your life were a movie, would you pay to see it?”
-Kings of Thailand
“Why should movie stars, rock stars, and millionaires have all the fun? Welcome to our world, welcome to the Kings of Thailand.”
-Kings of Thailand
“Remember what it was like when your phone didn’t ring every night with cute girls on the other end?”
-Kings of Thailand
Rule 1: Don’t fight the Thais!
Rule 2: Don’t get caught buying drugs!
Rule 3: Do whatever the fuck you want!
-Kings of Thailand
“There is always another party.”
-Kings of Thailand
“Welcome to Koh Phi Phi Don, Thailand’s real party and adventure island…if you like white girls.”
-Kings of Thailand
Quotes by Seven
“I remember what it was like when I was a good boy…fuck I was boring!”
-from Seven
“If you say the words, “She’s different,” you’re an idiot. I unfortunately say those words every week…”
-from Seven
Pattaya Thailand Quotes
“Las Vegas is for pussies, Pattaya is for real men.”
-Kings of Thailand
“Pattaya will destroy you!”
-Kings of Thailand
“I thought I was ready for Pattaya…”
-from Seven
Random Quotes
“People don’t want to be millionaires — they want to experience what they believe only millions can buy.”
-from Tim Ferriss
“They’re the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do. And together it’s like, it’s on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.”
-from Charlie Sheen about porn stars
