Warning: If you are easily offended by drinking, sex, and prostitution

DO NOT READ THIS!

Pattaya is named the “City of Sin” for a reason.

Only have 24 hours to experience the city of sin and sex?  If so, not a problem.  Although we recommend at least two nights, you can still have a hell of a time in 24 hours at Pattaya Thailand.

Below is the Kings of Thailand recommended guide to Pattaya Thailand if you only have 24 hours or less:

5:00pm

Check into your hotel.  If you take our advice, stay at the “Penthouse Hotel” (http://www.penthousehotel.com/)

This is an adults only hotel.  The rooms have ceiling mirrors, a stripper pool, and a sex swing.  The mini bar is full of alcohol, condoms, lubrication, handcuffs, and much more.

For those of you who have heard of Penthouse Magazine, if Larry Flint were to design a hotel, this is pretty damn close to what it would look like.

Prices are not that expensive, usually around 1,500 – 2,000 baht (45 – 60usd) a night for two bedrooms.

6:00pm

Soapy Body Massage time.  If you’ve never had one before, a body massage is the most perfect 90 minutes you will ever experience.  Have no idea how amazing a soapy massage is, google it. Click here to read more…

Pattaya has been described in many ways:

The Real City of Sin

The City That Will Destroy You

If there were a city designed purely for a bachelor party, this would be it

In fact, best selling author, Tim Ferriss, described Pattaya Thailand as:

A bit dirty, but fun all the same.  Thai people in general are quite “uninhibited”

If you are looking for beautiful beaches where you can take your wife and kids, this is NOT the place for you.

If you are looking for the most beautiful Thai women you have ever seen in your life, this IS the place for you.

If you have never been, this city is unlike anything you’ve ever imagined.  There are literally thousands of beautiful women waiting for you.  They are beautiful, they are fun, and they are ready to please you.

Welcome to Pattaya…the City of Sin!   Click here to read more…